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Run On Shortcake
The candyfloss adjournments having been made, July became sweat deepening the blue of the sheets to cyan. Asymmetrical tension, quiver and sibilance Like a passed message of electricity, Our bodies playing telephone with themselves Until this hushed aubade from the shadow of a doorframe.
Divinity School Weekend
He decided he needed to don his tweeds and go out for a night of “ pussy snatching.” It was this kind of redundancy that would eventually get him sliced apart by oyster shells on his way to an AMC Theater in Paramus to see 50 Shades of Grey. A mistake, since the porn parody, Nifty Maids at Bay, a film for the chambermaid/guard dog fetishists. had just been released. He was proud to be...
50 Shades of Moronicity
I’M PAINTING MY RED ROOM OF PAIN MAUVE
BEWARE OF DOUCHE CHIPS